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A woman writes in her Bumble profile: "I want the body of Ryan Gosling, face of Christian Bale, humor of Will Ferrell, intelligence of Sheldon, and the bank account of Batman (24:22)
Living a life that's "Cute, sassy, and a little bad-assery" - really irks me to no end. I looked at her instagram profile and I saw pictures of her eating fuckin asparagus. She means business (4:31)
“Free haircuts for life if you marry me.” Oh thanks, that will save me a whopping $225.00 (11:59)
Typical Sunday brunch, and going to the pumpkin patch. YIKES (39:53)
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